Once upon a time a fanciful frog asked a gorgeous girl, "Will you marry me?"

The gorgeous girl with good sense took one look at her potential paramour and said, "No!"

The gorgeous girl with good sense lived happily ever after.

In fact, she went shopping, dancing, camping, drank whole bottles of wine, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did what the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled lots, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself.

And if that wasn't enough, she also went to the theatre, never watched sports, never had to wear friggin lacy lingerie that didn't fit; if truth be told, she had high self esteem, never cried or yelled and, would you believe, felt and looked fabulous all the time!