Дети - это главные перловыдаватели, за ними только и успевай записывать. Выложу несколько самых удачных перлов со своих занятий. Причем дети абсолютно разного возраста способны выдавать одинаково хитовые предложения.

* It was a big fuck (instead: it was a big fun).

* Joseph Bell killed Arthur Conan Doyle (instead: ...liked A. Conan Doyle's stories).

* In that time buildings in London were made of food (instead: were made of wood).

* Brain doesn't work today (instead: Brian doesn't work today).

* He hopes to become a famous museum (instead: a famous musician).

* I'm not as long as my brother (instead: as tall as my brother).

* He ride a newspaper (instead: reads a newspaper).

* You like this city because you were burnt here (instead: born here).

*The car's fur feels very soft (instead: the cat's fur).

* There is a dick (instead: a duck).

* We need a few more puppies to make the dish (instead: a few more peppers).

* free air (instead: fresh air)

* Her father is a mother (instead: a farmer).